Creating the Perfect Dating Profile

Sometimes it's not who we are, but how we present ourselves that attracts a mate. And, if you look at the numbers you too can create a version of yourself that will look pretty damn sexy.

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    Be a Yogi Surfer

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    Don't Watch NCIS

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    Listen to Radiohead

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    Wear Something With Sleeves

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    Be Rich

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    And Use Proper Grammar, Dammit!

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